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By Smaktakula If recent statistics on bullying are any indication, hostility is on the rise across the board. In the past, Promethean Times has offered suggestions for dealing with those loutish...
View ArticleTall People Finally Taking It To The Short
By Smaktakula God bless you, Casey Haynes! Putting Short People In Their Place: It Takes A Big Man To Do A Big Job. What little problem will he solve next? ∞T.
View ArticleCommercials We Do Not Like: Messin’ With Sasquatch
By Smaktakula Not Since "I've Fallen And I Can't Get Up" Has A Commercial Pitchman Been The Subject Of So Much Ridicule. It seems unbelievable that the public would choose sodium-infused roadkill as a...
View ArticleHeadlines 10.02.12
By Smaktakula See, Folks? Scientists Aren’t Any Smarter Than You Are, And Apparently Get Laid About As Frequently. *** In which we opine on the headlines of the day without bothering to read the...
View ArticleHeadlines: Eat Like A Bird
By Smaktakula No, We’re Not Going To Use This As A Cheap Opportunity To Poke Fun At Nigeria. People Have To Live In That Lightless Hellhole, You Know. In which we comment on the day’s headlines without...
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